Observations by THE ENTIRE TOP SHELF, a Speaking Newt and Rabbit Show Reject of this parish.

Musical Derangements by MINTY THE PEDANTIC PEDESTRIAN (who, at the time of this recording, was called SKY LARKIN, until he found out there was someone else with the same name).

THE PEDANTIC PEDESTRIAN apparently played the following instruments: Keyless Piano; Bulgarian Mellotron; 15-string Acoustic and Hawaiian Slack-string Electric Guitars; VST Kanoon; Glitched Pump Organ; 32-voice Saxophone; Augmented and Bowed Cellos and Brass; Francophone Vocoder; Mauritanian Wavetable Sanshin; Deconstituted Drum Modules, South Sea Percussion and Sequenced Yakskin Beats; The Saz Of Your Imagination; Crell and Chosen Upright and Electric Basses.

Additional Percussion on Track 5 by
Les Tambours Imbéciliques du Rivermead.

Track 13 based on "Gymnopédie No.3" (1888)
by Erik Satie, a dead French dude.

"Todd Dinlow's Secret Bonus Dub Version" (only available if you download the whole album!) contains a sample from “Waiter, There's A Snake In My Accordion” by The Entire Top Shelf.

Watch out for the instrumental companion album
“No Wings, No Eyes, No Balls...”

Beware Ye Of False Puppets!